May 2011
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 28th
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May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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I’ve got 99 problems and I think 83 of them are mosquito bites I received Tuesday night.
May 26th
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“oh so apparently my friend who works in a dildo factory is fairly certain that...”
– TN, uttering one of the most bizarre sentences ever
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 21st
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Oh god. The live band at the apartment complex pool party is playing a rendition of Oasis’ Wonderwall. With a saxophone solo. I cannot unhear this. This is what happens in the live music capitol of the world.
May 21st
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Quora weighs in on the most fascinating facts in... →
chels: Pieces of this have been going around for a few days, and I finally got around to checking it out. Some of my favorites are:  “The time difference between when Tyrannosaurus and Stegosaurus lived is greater than the time difference between Tyrannosaurus and now.” “If Earth wasn’t tilted on its axis, we wouldn’t have woodgrain, just ‘tree brown’.” Evidently, the axis of the Earth is...
May 21st
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May 20th
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Dear Science, Please figure out a way to kill all of the mosquitoes. Kisses, Julie
May 19th
I want to adopt this as a template for my responses to all mis-addressed emails. If only I were a Finger. bobbyfinger: “Hey Brian/others! I am not on this wedding committee, nor am I the bride, so I must have been added to this email chain by mistake. Just wanted to let you all know in case there was a different Robert, Bobby, or Finger you intended to email about these upcoming nuptials....
May 19th
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May 18th
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I just found out I work around the corner from a Waffle House…
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
“It’s as if the great advances of human civilization, in everything from animal...”
– Taco Bell and the Golden Age of Drive-Thru - BusinessWeek I’ve read some good stuff this weekend but when it comes down to it, nothing beats this sentence. This article is recommended if you have any curiosity about the inner workings of the fast food industry. (via perpetua)
May 15th
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May 14th
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2 Phoenix dads raise 12 happy kids Do you like to tear up while at work? Read this!
May 13th
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There is nothing better than 100 Bullets. Nothing. Volume 8 was particularly devastating/amazing. Absolutely a legit piece of art.
May 13th
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Things you often hear me say whilst reading an...
are you kidding me. really?! (also, seriously?!) do you really think that that was the point of that email/that call/that meeting  I’m pretty sure I just said that did you not understand anything in all the time we spent discussing it? oh, I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR JOB
May 12th
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May 11th
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Work has been a bit ca-RAAAAAZY lately, but luckily that only happens every few months or so, so I can’t complain. But aside from work, I haven’t been doing (aka leaving the house to do) too much. When I get stressed out I tend to hibernate instead of going out and tossing a few back like a normal person. So, a list of things I have done (aka watched/read) lately: Started watching...
May 10th
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From the Philosopher's Stone to the Deathly...
untitledoddsandends:
May 9th
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May 8th
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Emerging Thing of the Week: Dinevore
This might be neat. Interface takes some getting used to, namely finding restaurants. It would be nice if you could set your city and then have results show first for that city. But it’s quick and easy to add a new place. I wonder how they’ll keep from having 10 variations of the same restaurant added in there… ofakind: I like a website that frees up brain space, and using...
May 7th
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I want to have another wedding ceremony so we can have our first dance to the twin peaks theme.
May 7th
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Hugo Awards
I think it’s pretty interesting that 4/5 of the Hugo Award nominees for best SFF novel are women. Blackout/All Clear by Connie Willis (Ballantine Spectra) Cryoburn by Lois McMaster Bujold (Baen) The Dervish House by Ian McDonald (Gollancz; Pyr) Feed by Mira Grant (Orbit) The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms by N.K. Jemisin (Orbit) Including one of the best books I’ve read so far this year,...
May 6th
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Crazy bird story
OH the craziest thing this morning! There was a bird who either wanted to play with or kill Kima. Kima went to cross the driveway to go by the pool, I told her to wait, and while she was standing there this bird (not a grackle, like a sparrow type bird) flew down really close, like almost touched her back. So we stood there a little while and the bird did it 3 or 4 times, and it was squawking a...
May 5th
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May 1st
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