August 2011
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Tyler Coates: online dating is a diabolic machine →
maura:
I woke up thinking about the Gizmodo piece by that woman who went out on two dates with the Magic the Gathering champ then wrote about how she, like, couldn’t believe that he was such a dork and that he didn’t even mention that on his OKCupid profile. I guess one point in her favor…
This online dating story makes me sad for many reasons, but of course the big one is that I love...
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Meetings I don’t really care about just give me a chance to practice my comic book lettering.
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Man, spotify is great. I fell asleep to Azure Ray last night. Hold on Love pretty much got me through Semester at Sea. Lots of staring at the ocean or the plains of Africa while listening on my discman. That’s sort of emo, huh.
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I need more dance battles in my life.
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I was late for work today because I had a dream about a burrito and I didn’t want to wake up.
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I’ve been live-texting the game to S. I don’t think he cares.
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I know it’s just pre-season but this game is really fun.
Apparently we just don’t even need a left tackle? Ugh.
Football season, fuck yea.
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I’m a strange, weird, fat motherfucker, and I plan to stay that way.
– Guillermo del Toro at Comic-Con (via murmurandshout)
At The Mouthfuls of Madness
tapiocanaif:
Somedays you gotta go back into your book and pull out the old stuff when you actually knew what the hello you were doing:
Are secret foods held in the deepest dark black aisles of the long dead cyclopean supermarkets in the farthest reaches of madness? The truth of this has left my mind reeling into fragments. The awesome abominations I have learned of can do the same to you,...
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"We are seven Millennials, born between 1980 and...
tylercoates:
The above sentence is the most offensive thing I have read in WEEKS. Oh, TRUST that I have already emailed Katie Baker about this. I hope those of you born between 1980 and 1982 now understand how those of us born in 1983 feel about being UNFAIRLY and INCORRECTLY associated with the Millennial generation, which is BULLSHIT because the cut-off date is 1984, OBVIOUSLY.
Believe.
I’ll put it to you this way: I don’t dislike children as much as I used to. Who...
– Martha Plimpton’s two-year-old wheaten-terrier mutt learns its worth.
Martha Plimpton is awesome
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Good evening, Major, my name is Muybridge and here’s the answer to the letter...
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Eadweard Muybridge to his wife’s lover, shortly before shooting him. Surely an HBO drama waiting to happen? (via woodswoodswoods)
Muybridge was OG for sure
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Man this bulk bin “salty dog” snack mix is NOT fucking around.
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Let’s have a semi-realistic rat in a kitchen cooking shit to eat. No one in...
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Jeffrey Katzenberg, CEO of DreamWorks Animation • In a really good speech about why movies today suck. Here he’s saying that “Ratatouille” was a bad idea that was executed perfectly, but most movies today are focused too much on marketability. That is, producers don’t care so much about the story,...
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Prison systems are fond of tests, all kinds, psychological, I.Q., aptitude....
– Huey P. Newton, Revolutionary Suicide.
I feel reminded of three things:
Nell Irvin Painter’s discussion, in The History of White People, of the birth of intelligence testing. The tests got their first major use at Ellis Island and in World War I recruiting. Their racist slant was immediately...
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